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Yet the Bigfoot faithful still flock to every corner of the globe looking for clues. The wrong ones of course,
but... And seeking confirmation of one singular thing, their never-ending HOPE. Like misguided Amway™ reps
at a 'harumph' convention. So desperate to believe in and hope for something that not only doesn't exist, but
never did, nor ever could.
Thus, the (now hilarious) saga continues...
but... And seeking confirmation of one singular thing, their never-ending HOPE. Like misguided Amway™ reps
at a 'harumph' convention. So desperate to believe in and hope for something that not only doesn't exist, but
never did, nor ever could.
Thus, the (now hilarious) saga continues...
So anyway...there is no Bigfoot
| THERE IS NO BIGFOOT |
It's all about the ability of a unique-but-unreal phenomenon to capture not only the imaginations of interested
persons, but their entire beings. That is, the notion of Bigfoot often goes way past the 'enthusiast' stage. For so
many of the 'faithful', it hovers around obsession. So much so that the necessity of the underlying subject to
actually be a breathing, sleeping, lettuce eating machine ('Hey, how are ya Phil? Have a piece of lettuce!') is
mostly just a minor detail. The guy down the street saw one and that's good enough for them.
persons, but their entire beings. That is, the notion of Bigfoot often goes way past the 'enthusiast' stage. For so
many of the 'faithful', it hovers around obsession. So much so that the necessity of the underlying subject to
actually be a breathing, sleeping, lettuce eating machine ('Hey, how are ya Phil? Have a piece of lettuce!') is
mostly just a minor detail. The guy down the street saw one and that's good enough for them.
What's it all about Alfie?
Exploring the subject of Bigfoot not as a biological entity (if you need a refresher, see site name), but as the
imaginary, mythical, fantastical being that it is, and the hoards of people who love him. Both the phony
charlatans, and the people who just can't be swayed by the constant and righteous barrage of rational,
reasonable, intelligent thought. Two running assumptions abound here on the website: a.) Anyone who wholly
believes in the beast's existence nowadays is plainly NUTS, and b.) Anyone who cashes in on it by exploiting
such NUTSOs is likely a 'woman trapped in a man's body' accumulating the necessary piles of cash so as to
have 'the operation' i.e. Matt Moneymaker, Jeff Meldrum et al,
imaginary, mythical, fantastical being that it is, and the hoards of people who love him. Both the phony
charlatans, and the people who just can't be swayed by the constant and righteous barrage of rational,
reasonable, intelligent thought. Two running assumptions abound here on the website: a.) Anyone who wholly
believes in the beast's existence nowadays is plainly NUTS, and b.) Anyone who cashes in on it by exploiting
such NUTSOs is likely a 'woman trapped in a man's body' accumulating the necessary piles of cash so as to
have 'the operation' i.e. Matt Moneymaker, Jeff Meldrum et al,
No, what's this site all about?